- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

Did you hear about the sea cow who sang "Part of your Herd?" It was the Little Moomaid.

I was watching Fox news.

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What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

The Piglodocus has been featured in films such as "Jurassic Pork" and "Land before Swine".

Two cows in a field. One said, "Moo!" the other said, "Shit! i was going to say that."

What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

why did no one like Ashley? because she was a bitch!

Whats worst than being stuck in a cage with one blonde? Being stuck in a cage with four blondes.

A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

What do you call a Muslim that walks onto a plane? A passenger

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why didn't the chicken cross the road?!

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

A man walks into a bar. He says "ow."

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