What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Donald trump walks into the whitehouse. He's there for a business meeting with the new president.

Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs? We're going to have to amputate it to prevent infection, you won't be able to walk again.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy had cancer.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What's the difference between a duck and male black prostitute? The duck is says quack

color blind person solves a rubix cube just kidding thier color blind

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

your mom is so stupid she got raped

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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