Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

one day a white guy was in detroit. it was very strange. nothing happened

Whats the differnce between love and herpies Herpies last forever

How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

I insist, you go ahead. See you around. how about in four six hours?

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

how do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

Why did Sally fall off her swing? -she had no arms knock knock whos there not Sally

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

Jon waits in his driveway for a bit then rides off to a lemonade stand but doesn't stop because the stand is surrounded by police who have arrested the kids at the stand for selling spiked lemonade. He continues past the stand and goes somewhere else (probably Subway).

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

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