Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Knock Knock Who's there? (Pause) Who's there? Hello? Bloody kids

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Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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I was very thirsty so I decided to go get some soda.Upon reaching the soda store I discovered a very long line. I decided to leave the line and instead get some milk, unfortunately once again there was a long line at the milk store. Discouraged by still thirsty I decided to try to luck at the punch store. There was a long line there also.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

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penis in the camel

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

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blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like funny jokes but I tend to ruin the punchline by just talking too much and that's probably why no one likes me and...

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What's the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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