Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

i killed my family

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

Man: Did it hurt? Woman: huh? Man: Did it hurt when i killed your family?

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

A black man is escorted into a prison. He's the new warden, and he's been shown to his office.

Forgiveness is what weaklings beg for, while redemption is what the strong succeed at.

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What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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