Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the house burn down? Obama

thumb_up thumb_down +1

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's black, smoking, and sitting at the top of the stairs? Steven Hawking after a house fire.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q. Where do all funny jokes come from? A. The people who made them up

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To achieve his goal on the other side of the road. Being a chicken he is not aware of the arm a fast traveling motor vehicle can bring to him.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Yo momma soo fat, she got diabetes and died

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

So a man walks into a bar, asks for a beer, then drinks it. He then goes home expecting to have dinner with his wife and 2 kids. His wife smells his breath before that and asks him what happens. The men opens to his true and only love and tells her he's having a bad time at work. So they share a hug and talk about it. The man is then renewed, starts pulling up at his job and gets a promotion to general supervisor. He lives happily and watches his kids grow and become professionals. He then dies of a heart attack at the advanced age of 89 while he was watching his favorite TV show.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops