- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl lie to the priest? because she didn't want to tell him the truth

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

A sober Irish individual.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Robin, please, get in the Batmobile

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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