- Anti Joke

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

Why did Susie start shaking? She had continuous ceasars

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

A white man applies for a job two weeks later he finds out he lost the job to a hardworking Mexican who went to college and payed his debts

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

hey hey apple

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because crossing through traffic is very dangerous

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What is more addictive than World Of Warcraft? Heroin

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.