If life gives you lemons, You have a problem and you might need medicine.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

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what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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What did the little boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's jewish

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What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

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Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

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What's city is in New York New York City

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven kind of looked like an alligator.

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a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

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im saul and i love cock

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An slutty attractive secretary went into her boss' office He killed her.

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what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

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Okay, this is a real joke: A guy slips on a banana and falls down in the most funny way ever, so a girl nearby starts laughing when she suddenly realizes the guy is bleeding profoundly, so she runs over to help, but it turns out the blood was just ketchup so... Just then they both got run over and killed by a car.

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why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

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patty was in sunday school, the teacher asked her "patty who created the universe?" john sliped into the seat next to her and jabbed her with a pen "LORD ALMIGHTY" the teacher said' good patty now who gave himself for us? john again jabbed her with a pin "JESUS CHRIST" "that very good patty now what did mary say to joseph after they had their 23 child?" john jabbed her " IF YOU STICK THAT DAMN THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME ILL BREAK IT IN HALF!!!" the teacher fainted

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back. Then look down and realize there's still an active grenade in your hand. You've just become the joke

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A genie walks into a bar. The bartender asks for three wishes. The genie says "okay". The bartender says "I wish I was the richest person in the world." The genie says "okay." Then He woke up

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