A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

Whats less comfortable than a metal bench? The trunk of a car when you're being abducted.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

A black person tans and starts to peel, what do you get? A white person.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

So there's a black man riding a bike down the street. A police officer pulls him over to tell him that his back tire seems to be flat. The black man says thank you, and continued riding his bike. Later, he would repair his tire.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

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Justin beiber's penis

Q: Why do geese fly in a V? A: It's more aerodynamic.

Until further notice Penn State's take your child to work day has been canceled.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

why did the roof cave in? It was not structurally sound do to poor architecture

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

why did the horse drop its ice cream Because it doesnt have thumbs so it cant hold the ice cream

A monk went to a bar. He soon came out because he realized he didn't have cash because he left his wallet in his other robe.

Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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