Yo momma's so stupid, she got a moderately low score on her SATs, and sadly, was not excepted by any colleges she applied to, and never got a job. This is why she became depressed, and resorted to suicide to escape the growing pain.

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Getting all F's on your report card isnt that bad.... I mean you could go home to find your whole family murdered and your Girlfriend hanging from a noose.

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A forty-year-old man forces a young child to strip down and take a shower. The child screams and cries, but the man persists angily. He then carries the child into his bed. The child pleads, "Help! Mom, make him stop!" The mother yells back, "Just listen to him. He's your father and it's past your bedtime." This is a common night-time routine for parents with their first child

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what did the white singer say to the black rapper? I would like to do a song with you seeing as how we have 2 separate audience types i believe this would prove the song to be successful

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I hear Lebron has a new phone. He has it on silent all the time. It's because he doesn't want to disturb anyone around him while they prepare for important games in which he will be an indispensable part of, especially during the 4th quarters of the NBA Finals.

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What's worse than a terrible joke? A worse joke.

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? Lawyers exist, are alive and despite all claims to the contrary, can withstand sunlight, garlic and the sign of the cross. They also have reflections and whilst they may eat black pudding from time to time they don't depend on blood as a source of nutrition.

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Henry VIII: I need another wife!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thomas Wolsey: All right then. How about my nan? Henry VII: I'm dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :~D

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i walked into a bar, the bar tender for some reason said get out. the bartender did not realise that i was the #1 criminal in america. but why would he, i was in cuba. ( i was seven at the time)

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

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roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

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Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

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Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? Hi. He said it in sign language.

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American: Hi im American Hispanic: Oh hey

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What do you call someone who's sad? A depressed person

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roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

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Q. whats worse then eating a slice of cheese? A. Finding out your mom has a penis

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What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

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#Getweird

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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Anti Joke

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