- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? hes retarded.

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

I named my son ps2 controller

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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