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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

What do you call 100 Americans at the bottom of the ocean? A US submarine crew.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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