A dyslexic walks into a bar. He called it a bra because he was dyslexic and dyslexics misspell things. People laughed at him because mental disabilities are inherently humorous to them.

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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twenty three roaches walk into a bar. the bar is evacuated due to insects.

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How do u kill a horse? U stab it with a huge butcher knife

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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A hispanic priest with a huge boner walks into a bar.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why didn't Jimmy do well at school? Because he was recently in a car accident, which severely damaged his brain, making it difficult for him to learn things, because of his severely damaged brain, which he got in a car accident, which he was recently involved in.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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XD A COZY FIGHT XD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT? I am gonna kick your ass, break your face and then give you a kiss on the cheek as your mangled corpse bleeds out... XD :)) THANKS FOR THE LAUGHTER XD XD Reminds me of a former comment where you describe the local weather, you know, we do not live that far away from each other, hell it was actually the time, we are completely in the same timezone, so anyway, do you also get cartoon network on your television?

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a young boy once lost his mind and then his parents weeped because their son had been decapatated in a horrible motorcycle accident caused by a drunk who had just killed his wife and children and was running from the cops....

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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Amazing

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Win industrial estate, Newry

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Why did the doctor not make it to his appointment in time? Because he died in 9/11!

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How did the seal die? It went clubbing ... Then overdosed on ecstasy, it was very sad.

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