- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a hen lays an egg in the middle of a roof, which way would it fall? To the east, as there was a brisk wind in that direction.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

Then none of us want to be right.

Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

Steve Jobs is alive In our Hearts <3

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

A mathematician, a physicist, and an engineer walk into a bar. They order some drinks, sit quietly and stare at their shoes until they've finished their drinks, then go back home and wallow in loneliness, wishing their social skills weren't so abysmal.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

what does a chair look like? a chair.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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