- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

I saw a stray dog the other day So I petted it and got on my way.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Hickory Dickory Dock. 2 mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one.. and the second one got away with major injuries, dying in a hospital three days later. The clock is now serving its 8th year in jail out of 25 years, and does not regret anything.

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Man 1:Doctor Doctor, I've got 59 seconds to live! Man 2: This is a chemist

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

I love telling anti jokes rather than jokes because I was born with a rare case of ebola and suffer from alcoholicationism

rocky is here again.......................

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving? The taxi driver.

a brick cheats on another brick the brick finds out and dose nothing because it is a brick

What has red dots and is yellow all over A poisonous frog

A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

Random link time! http://www.booksie.com/thrillers/novel/declan_mckimm/pure-evil

What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

What did the polar bear say to the penguin? What are you doing here?

A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??