whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

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Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings. Now hats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Three bee stings.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? getting stranded on an island with your best friend and realizing several days later that you will have to eat him to survive. hours after eating your friend a boat saves you and now have to live the rest of your life knowing you ate somebody.................... oh and the Holocaust

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Your mom is so fat that she actually had a pretty hard time finding a husband.

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A wise man once said a journey of a thousand steps starts with one step. The wise man also smoked weed and starved to death in a cave.

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What did a blonde and a Puerto Rican name their baby? Joshua, after the blonde's grandfather who passed away a year earlier.

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Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was strapped to the first monkey.

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Every day thousands of pets and animals are beaten, neglected and abused.

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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I really want to wear my Christmas leggings Actually I lied about the leggings, they're tights I love anal

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What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

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Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

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compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

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What sound does a baby in a blender make? I don't know, I was too busy masturbating.

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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They say "You are what you eat." In that case, I'm a pussy.

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Knock Knock Whose there? The pizza you ordered That's weird, the Pizza I ordered shouldn't be able to talk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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