- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Why was it so hard for teachers to teach Tommy? Tommy is brain dead

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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Your Mom The End.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

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