- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.

A man was walking down the street in the pitch black dark and he looked into a pitch black dark window. What did he see? Pitch black dark people.

Why did the boy miss the toilet when he was peeing? Cause he was in the shower.

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are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Knock Knock. Whose there? The IRS. All your base are belong to us.

roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

I once did __________ (went to Hawaii, drank a whole gallon of beer, etc. ), but then I woke up. Works with anything, and people will laugh.

Why do i love this website? Because it is funny.

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Hey babe, do you like going to sleep without shoes on? Because most people find it more comforting to remove footwear in order to rest and relax peacefully during bedtime.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What's worse than shitting whilst fucking? Losing your eye! Kelvin Yang

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