Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Stop Spam Read Books

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Why was Billy lat to school? He was being raped.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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