- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

What's stupid a light bulb.

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

Two fish are in a tank. One is driving, the other is operating the gun. Two soldiers are in a tank. They both drown.

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a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin that just got shot

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

Why didn't the plane crash... because of the wight male piloting it

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

How far can a baby fly? As far as you can throw it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm a skitsofrantic, and so am I

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

How many licks did it take for the owl to get to the center of the tootsie roll tootsie pop? A: Since when did owls have tounges?

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch"

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