Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What did the magician say to the little boy after he "cut" his mother in half. She is dead now. Your dad is on Row 4, he is crying.

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why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

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A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

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Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

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Why did the Indian have a hard time getting a hotel room? He didn't. He owned the hotel.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

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What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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