What do you call a cow lying on a barn floor? A cow

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Do you know what really hurts my feelings? Nerve damage.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his soon to be butchered family.

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

little miss muffit sat on her tuffit eating her curds and weigh along came a spider and sat down beside her and said hey whats in the bowl?

Bryson got a concussion...he died

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

Women's rights

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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