A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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#Getweird

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? about 900 pounds

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Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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Chicken

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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What's worse than a rainy day? Rape.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

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What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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