- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Why would Bill Clinton like Jess so much? Cause he has a vagina, smells like shit, and has cankles.

nothing

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

I have read the terms and conditions

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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