- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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