- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

why am I writing this...im bored

Every 5 seconds a child dies in Somalia. Good news is there are 4 second intervals when a child isn't dying in Somalia. I say kill them all

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Knock Knock. Not home.

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You are a prostitute. I have a dollar.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Why doesn't the farmer have a dog? He doesn't like dogs.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

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