- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

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As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Did you ever notice how Bill Nye has a "labrotory" filled with young innocent children? hmmm, very suspicious!

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There was a white kid named Tyrone.

In an all out brawl between the casts of Gilligan's Island, Hogan's Heroes and the Brady Bunch, who would be the winner? The Viewer

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

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