What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

su algato es en fuego

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

chinga tue madre Ryan

Q: Wanna hear a joke? A: the WNBA

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Why was the little boy reluctant to approach his father? Because his father was a rotting corpse.

my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

What is older than history?

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

Why wouldn't they give Helen Keller a driver's liscense? Because she was a woman.

Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Women's professional sports

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