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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

Who can walk on water? Not the guy in the wheelchair.

Cancer. Super Cancer.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

Why did they choose Madonna to perform in the halftime show? Because she might die soon.

Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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