- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

Why do women go to the bathroom together? To clean their filthy pussies.

What is the name of the car? What

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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