Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

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The original anti joke. What is jeopardy?

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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what did the blind kid boy get for Christmas? he doesn't know because his parents are mute.

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I lost The Game, You just did too.

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Whats worse than standing on lego? Rebecca black. whats worse than Rebecca Black? Justin Bieber. Whats worse than justin Bieber? Standing on a baby that isnt yours.

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What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. Lions do not have the ability to speak. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

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How do you know a black man's been in your backyard? If you throw a barbecue and your friends of African-American descent decide to bring cold cuts.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes...? No, you're still Patrick!

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Betty. Answer the door!

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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What starts with an N and ends with R, that you wouldn't want to call a black person? Neighbor

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

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Why was the math text book so worried....… Because he had to many problems

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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A family has been forced out of their house by ghosts. Who are they gonna call?... Their insurance company.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Whats cooler than cool? nothing because cool does not have a defined temperature therefore nothing can be cooler than it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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