What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

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What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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A Lion walked into bar. He ordered a steak Because lions love meat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was at a crosswalk and the walk light was on.

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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What did they do with the drunken sailor? Gave him the sack, which meant he could no longer provide for his family.

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Richard Nixon walks into a bar. Everyone is thrilled to meet a former President of the United States who returned from the grave.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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How do you kill Glenn Campbell? Stab him with a screwdriver.

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why was the little boy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

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Q: What race was Jesus Christ? A: None, he's not real

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Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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