how may horses can you fit in a blender i can't remember what is red and goes 100KPH a horse in a blender

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hohifooncuiohicvsdhn ioshd

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Sarah Palin.

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when debbie meets downer

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

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Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

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What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

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What do you call Bob if he gets a nose ring? Bob

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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What do you get when you cross a road with a car? Severe injuries or even death.

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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