Roses are red Violets are blue Your window is open I'm watching you

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

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what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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What do you get if you cross an Irishman with a Brazilian Aristocrat? I don't know.

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What did one cow say to the other cow? Moo

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What happens when u poke a ghost that is standing on the edge of a building? Ghost aren't real so therefor u will fall of the edge and die

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how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

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Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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Why did Kurt Cobain commit suicide? Because it was drug related

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So I went to an audition, my friend said "break a leg" And then I did

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What do you call a Mexican that sails a ship? A sailor

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A paper cut is a tree's last revenge.

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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What do you call an art history major with a job? A gainfully employed member of society, who assuredly benefited from his access to higher education (and quite possibly from acquaintances or family members within the company that employs him, though it is often considered impolite to mention this latter fact, as it may be construed to denigrate the aforementioned individual or his chosen field of study).

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What's long, brown, and in the toilet? The chocolate bar I just threw in the toilet.

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why do jews have such big noses? A: it has been inherited through many generations

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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