- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

What do you call a Muslim in control of a plane? A pilot

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

The Oakland Raiders

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Wanna hear a dirty joke? ... A boy played in mud.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

A woman gets into the front seat of a car and starts driving.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One.

Why did Susy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? NOT SUSY!

What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

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