What did the black jewish homosexual say to the conquistador? Nothing as they were both from entirely different time periods.

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Why isn;t the square root of peanut butter very athletic?.Actually, peanut butter isn't a mathematical equation nor does it have the necessary chemical make-up, physical properties or the biological construct that is required for it to be able to be considered athletic, stupid. You now have a inoperable tumor at the base of your spine. And I fucked your dad and shat in his mouth. Also, the cure for leukemia is my diarrhoea, you faggot.

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Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

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Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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There's a blind man walking on the south coast of England. He walks off a cliff.

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What do you get when you stab a six year old with a pair of scissors and a machete? A very angry, potentially murderous mother out for revenge.

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Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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How do you tell the difference between a white family, and an albino black family? The albino black family suffers from a lack of pigmentation, while the white family just has a naturally pale skintone.

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Have you heard any anti-jokes? ... Are you Jewish by chance?

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What is white and flys at you from a tree? A refridgarator. I lied about the flying part.

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why did victor sell half of club getaway because he wants a partner why did david buy the half because victors dying

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Once upon of time, there was an ugly duckling. It was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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Why was the little Asian boy crying at the county fair? He had just watched his entire family get brutally crushed beneath the weight of the old ferris wheel as they went to get on. Never would he forget the painful screams of his mother as her blood splashed onto his white t-shirt. Never would he forget the police car ride to the foster home when it all sank in that they were truly gone. And never would he forget the abuse his new parents would inflict on him daily. But what would forever torment him most were those screams. Those persistent screams that woke him in the night until the day he died many, many years later.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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What did the grizzly bears have for lunch? Fish and tourists.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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