- Anti Joke

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Kindly reject the offer and give it back to life.

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says: "Man it's hot in here!" The other muffin looks over and says "Holy cow a talking muffin!"

the awkward moment when you have a boner on your boner

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

How many pancakes does it take to lift up a dog house? Silly goose, alligators can't fly!

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?