- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut you racist bastard

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

What did the chair say when someone sat on it? Nothing. The person's butt covered the chair's mouth.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What was so incredible about this bigger new oven i just bought? It could fit twice as many Jews in it. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What's funnier than 24? Many things, the number 24 is not very humorous.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Delivery for a Mr. Peerson? Oh yes, that's me. Thank you.

what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't eat your friends Nose it is!

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