- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

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How does a boy with no arms or legs cross the street? He doesn't

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Pickles are powerful

Knock Knock The occupant uses their peephole and realizes it is a familiar face then proceeds to let them in.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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