Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants. What did the hunter say when he saw the elephants coming wearing a pair of sunglasses? Like wearing a pair of sunglasses as a dhitty disguise would confuse me. I took law at UCLA before becoming a professional game hunter and I've been in this business for almost 10 years. I think I know an elephant with or without sunglasses.

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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What did the guy say to helen keller nothing... according to helen keller

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

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daughter: Mum why do I have a brother mum: He not your real brother dont worry your adopted :) daughter: :'(

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How did the blonde die drinking milk? She was severely lactose intolerant.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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