whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

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What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

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What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

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you just read an anti-joke

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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Its about rewriting the laws of the universe and nothing less, yes yes theoretically the subconcious has unlimited potential (or at least potential we humans cannot theoretically comprehend nor define). But what if I can use my consciousness to trick my subconsciousness? What if I use the subconsciousness to trick the consciousness into tricking the subconciousness?

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Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

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whats big and white and falls from the sky\ Refrigerator

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

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Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

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I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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Your momma is so fat that she could benefit from loosing a couple of pounds.

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What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

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you...

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what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' The horse says 'My alcoholism is destroying my family.'

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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