Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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Why does Tim Tebow kneel and pray after there's a positive outcome of the previous play? No, seriously, why does he do that?

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

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I have read and agreed to the Terms of Service

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Microwave

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why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

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what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

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Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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