a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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You played so good! No, I played well. Okay??

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

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Why did the man walk into the bar Because he was an acoholic

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where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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