Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What do you call black people in a pool? African american swimmers

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What do you call a chicken who crosses a road? Nothing, its still a chicken

I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Son*playing with Jo-Jo*: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Knock, Knock Who's There

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

Roses are c0ck violets are vag this joke is for george i like it like that<3xxxx

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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