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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

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Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Everything.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Why did the fish fly It didn't

How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

i named my son Frodo because he was little

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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