- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

Rebecca Black's career.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? It would probably be the court janitor who was responsible for that job, rather than the lawyers.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Why was George Washington buried in Virginia? Because he was dead.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

A seal walks into a club.

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Do you know why the kid jumped down the 50 foot hole? I dont know, jump in and ask him.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

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