A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." The mushroom says, "What? I'm a fungi." The bartender replies, "Exactly. That's a health hazard. The health department already gave two strikes and if I lose the bar my wife will divorce me."

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Did I tell you about when I hit a cat with my car? No, what happened? I hit a cat.

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Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

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What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

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What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him to leave.

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What happened to the homeless guy when a woman gave him five dollars? He shot the woman because he is mentally retarded.

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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why are you reading these jokes? i have nothing else to do. ok

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

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Your momma is so black, that her melanin levels are relatively high.

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A black guy wearing a mask runs into a store, points his gun at the cashier, steals some money and runs out. The police start an investigation the following morning

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whats black and strange a paki

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Black, I dont know if you are kidding around or something, but I cant reach you on the phone pal, I am really sorry about the Valium, it was like only 10 milligrams pal, I mean please man, it was a joke, and Ill break up with Line anyways, I mean Alex and Petter are sorry too okay? Just take the phone, ill be there soon, I mean come on, you are the most cruel person I know, lets talk about it

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how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

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A Black man is running down the street with a T.V. He just bought it with the money he is getting from his recent promotion to partner at a local Law firm. He is running because he had to park far away and wanted to get out of the rain.

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What do you call a pool full of black people? a pool full of black people.

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Anti Joke

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