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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a tree There isn't a tree in my garage

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

How would you rule?

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

I am tying up hostages. - Ethan R. 2015

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? Nope! I'm a person! - SMC Digital

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

A Korean, a Japanese, a Muslim, a Christian, a Jew, a Chinese and a member of Isis are enjoying a friendly game of poker. The Korean man kills everyone because he has a life threatening illness that prevents him from using his brain. The worst news though was that the he lost the game of poker.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

What's brown and sticky??? A brown stick

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

A black man is like a sledge hammer; if you compare him to a sledge hammer, he will hit you with a sledge hammer.

Can midgets still have big dreams?

Q: What happens when you divide by zero. A: You get a complex kind of infinite.

Johnny had 100 chocolate bars. He ate 95 and gave 3 to his friend. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes

What's the difference between Rick Perry and a toaster? One is a republican presidential candidate, while the other is an electrical appliance.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue Wait Arent Violets purple?

A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears.

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