whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

WHat is funnier than a baby swimming. - A baby drowing.!

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? What's the WNBA?

What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you make the general public confused? ...

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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