- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

How do you get a bear out of tree? You shoot it

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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