A dyslexic man walks into a bra

here's a joke... the american education society

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

what is big round and fat? Your MOM

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

Dead girls can't say no.

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

hi charles lattuca III

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

sucks Syntax...

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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