- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHO'S YO DADDY? the man who's semen combined with your mother's egg to create a child.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

A group of cows boarded a spaceship and was launched into orbit around the Earth. It was the herd shot around the world.

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

What grows on trees and is woody? Wood.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

Grace Ackerson

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

What do you call a cat that plays football? Weird.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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