What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

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What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

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A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I told him to. I'm very influential.

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If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

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What does a black kid get from Christmas? a blunt

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

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What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

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