What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

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Rose's are red, Violet's are blue, I have a gun... Get in the van!

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

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Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

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Why did the mexican wash his car? The car was dirty

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Justin Bieber.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

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Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

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What Did The Kid With No Arms And No Legs Get For His Birthday? A Walking Stick

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A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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What Did The Farmer Say When He Lost His Tractor.... "Wheres My Tractor"

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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