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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

some people say that i am gay they are right cause i like boys

What do you call Batman and Robin after they have been run over by a car? Dead.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

What was the women doing out of the kitchen? Watching the movie 'Birth of a Nation' at her father's house

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the man have a heart attack? Because he suffered from high cholesterol and cardiovascular disease.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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