- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Rose are brown, Violets are brown, Who keeps pooping in my garden?

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'who the f*ck let a horse in here, get it out now'.

Why bouriquet fall off the swing? Ask him.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

How do you stop a train? You stand in front of it.

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What's the difference between dead babies and punching bag? No one makes jokes about punching bags.

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