- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

A guy walks into a doughnut shop and says "I'll have a small coffee and a doughnut." The shop keeper says, "I'm sorry we ran out of coffee." The guy says, "All right I'll just have coffee than"

here's my two cents worth! hands you two pennies , entire life savings

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What's green and has wheels? Your mom.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

This is not funny.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

did you know helen keller had a swingset? neither did she

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