- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Your name is Fired, your Boss comes up to you and says "Your Fired" You say "I know my name." Your boss gets mad and throws you in a chimney

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

Why did Susie fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Why did Susie drown? Because she fell in a puddle. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzy!

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot

how do you kill chuck norris? you dont, killing is illegal

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Asian women drivers...

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

Mary had a little lamb, The nurse and midwife fainted. Because last year she met a ram, And they got too acquainted.

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

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