What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

Why does fowlerville suck cause everyone wishes they were black

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

what is orange? an orange

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

A lesbian couple, a straight couple, and a gay couple walk into a bar. They enjoy their drinks and camaraderie.

what did the apple say to the orange, nothing fruits can't talk

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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