Do you know what's funnier than 24? 25

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what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

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Q: What's worse than a worm in you're apple... A: The fact that you have all-timers and can't remember...

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Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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WNBA

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whats worse than failing your maths test?

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black people

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

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What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

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What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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this website is a bad joke

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Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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How is a frog similar to a corn dog? They both have really long tongues, except for the corn dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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