Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

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If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

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What time is it? 2:47 PM.

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A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

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What did Jesus Christ say to John the Baptist? Nothing. He didn't exist.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke....? A pig rolling in mud!

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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Why did the old man lose his cane? He didnt. He had alzheimers

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roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

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Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

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a murderer sees a young child left alone at a park... he promptly finds the childs mother and returns her to her home.

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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What's the difference between a pizza and a girl? I've stuck my penis in a pizza

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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