You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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what you get time to go with? - a clock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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penis in the camel

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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YEAH! LIKE RELLEZ! XD Anyway, sure, it depends, you don't get voted as the most pointless man on Horse-head network without working some for it, but if really weird comments impress you, then sure. Honestly though, I might have been flexing my show off muscles a bit more than usual, as in posting more stupid stuff than usual, BUT, that is because when a MAN meets a sexy WOMAN, yet another one than his WIFE, his already boiling testosterone burns with flames... ...And yeah, where where we again? Oh yeah, you acting a bit bimbo, and me going "RELLEZ" just to make you aware... Then added this.

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Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

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poopoo

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A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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Knock knock. Who isn't there? Not me. Don't come in. I won't.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Antijokes?! More like Antijakes!!!

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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what did the iphone say to the galagy s3? nothing they are phones.

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No!

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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Q: why does batman die in the end of dark night rises? A: he smoked got cancer and died.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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