- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Why did the boy jump off a cliff Because he was gay and committed suicide

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

Why do bats fly in circles? They're mentally retarded.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

whats long, black, and smells like shit? a big turd

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

why did the boy fall over? because he was hit by a fridge that fell out of the tree.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

What's long and black The unemployment line

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

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