- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

Kid A:We're home alone, you know what that means. Kid B:Cover ourselves in vaseline and slide around like slugs on the kitchen floor? Kid A:Yes

Q. How many alzhimers patients dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A. To get to the other side

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. I am blind.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

Many people dont know this about me, but I'm not very famous.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Why'd the black man smell awful... Because he hadn't showered in multiple days

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

What do you call a two headed platypus? Go ask him, I'm sure he has a name.

A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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