- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

Why a frog can fly? It has magic. Why a snake can fly? It ate the magic frog. Why a eagle can fly? It has wings.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

How was breakdancing inventented? From niggas trying to steal hubcaps of moving cars!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reality TV.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

- Women have rights, aren't they? - Yes, they have.

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

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