- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a girl had just gotten dumped by her boyfriend over a text message. she got very sad and became suicidal

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

my mom died because she was morbidly obese

Your big dick.

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

knock knock Dave's not here.

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the chicken!

Why is it a bad idea to stand in a thunder and lightning storm with a metal rod? Because you will get wet from the rain.

A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

star wars kid

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

What is better than winning a gold medal at the parolympic games? Having two legs!

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

What is big has a red nose and is funny Don't ask me I have never been out of my house

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

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