Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

Blonde: Where's the ice? Asian: In the freezer.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? Four because snakes have no legs.

Brain fart

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

why did the man beat his wife? why not?

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

jacob mckeand broke his arm and now he cant wank :(:(:(

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

why did every one care when i killed my self they didn't

What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

If a tree falls on a woman, and no one is around to hear it, what is a tree doing in the kitchen?

I was walking down the road yesterday with only 1 shoe. A man stops by and says "Did you know that you lost a shoe?" I reply "No I didn't. I found 1."

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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