A man walks into a bar. After recovering, he sues the bar for it's irregular glass doors.

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Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You provide him with a ladder of varying length depending on his height in the tree and hold the ladder to ensure that it is stable and safe while he is climbing down. If he his very high in the tree then it may be helpful to call the fire department for assistance in getting him down.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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WHAT? FRIENDS? DID YOU NOT READ MY QUICKFUCK PROFILE? Likes: Orgies. Favorite color: Pussy. Description:Looking for women with vaginas (maybe an asshole is fine too) Please, I am a womanizer, of course we are friends, heck I am even romantic, you know romantic as in... Uh... Well, maybe not my rose bud... (because that did really not appear at the solve media right now)

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was in a chicken pen.

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When will pigs fly? When they grow horns

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red... That depends in how hard you throw them.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

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What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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My peni s

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I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

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Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

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Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

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When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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Little Birdy: Are you my mother? Man: No, I'm a murderer. Get in the truck.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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