- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

Your mom is so nerdy that she probably went to college, got her degree, then found a very successful job in a field that she finds interesting.

Why did the asian lady buy the large shirt instead of the medium? Because the medium didn't fit

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

Whats worse than driving a Ford Taurus? Driving two Ford Taurus'

How did little Sally break her Nintendo DS? Her abusive father repeatedly abused her and punished her until she was thrown into a stone wall. As she went into the wall she crushed by another wall and broke the DS.

Two drunk drivers got in a car crash They both died

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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