What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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Yo mama so fat.

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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