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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

Why did Fred fall off the bike? He was a shoe.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

A blind man walks into a bar. The next day he goes out and buys a new seeing eye dog.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

What do you do if there's a black guy bleeding on your lawn? Help Him

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