How did the black man burn down the house. He threw a flaming match through the window.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

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The war against the moral men was long and hard, yet the Victor stands, the most dark of metals. Nero Metal, enjoy 2016 as much as you can enjoy both hellfire and the wrath of heaven against you, as there will be years no more for mankind to Count, trust not my Words, but the visions in Your head, and if you doubt Your sanity, know that by september the 13th, you will not be the only one. The end of the children of God is upon you, as you took his, he shall take Yours, eye for an eye, tooth for a tooth... Rest well... ...While you still can`t

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra

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A pair of brothers walked into a bar. It was where the wake was being held from their mother's funeral.

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Bitch

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

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Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

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I like my women like bacon. Greasy and full of wrinkels

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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How did the chicken cross the road?he just got up and walked to the other side.

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What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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