- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

Doctor Doctor! I think im turning into a carrot! Thats a side effect of the drugs Alice, We've just had your test results back. I'm sorry Alice, You've got HIV.

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

What did jimmy say when his brother had been mean to him all day and he was about to get a straw and his brother took the last one? That was the last straw!

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Roses are red Violets are red Jimmy is red Sally is red Susie is red Jimmy is red Billy is red Carl is red Jose is red Jerry is red Ferdinand is red Everyone is red Because they all just got shot In the head And now they're dead

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, oceans don't have hands to wave either

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

knock knock whos there? nobody

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

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